This simple but effective test has been carefully designed to determine your level of poofness. Just check the boxes that you believe apply to you and tally up your score:
You make out to Judy Garland records.
You like to lick your banana before eating it.
Women know that sex with you won't be great but they have you sleep over anyhow because they know that in the morning their flat will be spotless.
Your favorite color isn't purple but "mauve".
Closetrophobics baffle you because you love being in tight spaces.
The first five items on your grocery list are beauty products.
To you, "doing the gym" has nothing to do with working out.
Your favorite animal is a rooster because you just love the cock.
You sleep around for decorating tips.
A woman asks you if her dress goes with her shoes and you not only answer truthfully but also suggest that she wear stiletto heels instead of pumps.
You read the articles in Playboy.
The only women you dream about are Bett, Barbara, and Liza.
The only time you want to go camping is after watching Brokeback Mountain.
The only comment you made during the football match was how short David Beckam's shorts where.
You know what Scotsman wear under their kilts because you looked.
Two words spoken three times: SHOW TUNES, SHOW TUNES, SHOW TUNES!
During the World Cup Finals you were watching reruns of What Not To Wear.
Your pink shirts outnumber your plaid ones.
You think Billy Porter is butch.
RESULTS:
0 Checks: Fart, belch and scratch yourself, you're not a poof
1 Check: You have a bit of a sensitive side
2 Checks: You're a dandy
3 Checks: Does the term Metro-Sexual mean anything to you?
4 Checks:You may not be a poof, but we think you could be.
5-10 Checks: YE POOF!
10 or more Checks: YER A FLAMING POOF! Dress in drag and get yourself to a cocktail bar!
