Did you know that on the day that Billy was born Glasgow held a special gay parade in honor of his birth? You didn't know that? Well neither do we but this isn't exactly an educational web site so we can lie a bit, can't we?

The best way to get a porn star name is to use your first pet's name as your first name and then the street you live on as your surname. Billy's porn star name would be Sheela Cobinshaw. What's yours?