Are you a poof? Do you know a poof? Do you use a poof in the shower? Well Billy is a poof, knows many poofs, so the poof he uses in the shower may be totally different from the one you're thinking of. What are we talking about here? Find out from Billy's patented Poof Test. His fool poof method will answer all your nagging questions about your own insecurities. Don't be scared, just take the test. You can do it..."put your back into it!" (pun intended). For as Shakespeare said: "To poof or not to poof, that is the question." Well, maybe he didn't say that exactly, but if you knew anything about Shakespeare you know that he was thinking it! Click on the poof to the left to take the test (no don't click on Billy, the other poof. See that wee white thing? No the other wee white thing sicko! Oh, forget it! Just click here!)
Welcome all ye wee dobbers and big muckers. The Outrageous Billy Porter is a Glasgow Comedian, Singer and Compere who has shocked audiences into uncontrollable laugher for over 15 years. Billy does Cabarets, Clubs, Pubs, Hen Nights, Private Parties, and Special Occasions. Browse around and learn how to book Billy for your event, listen to clips of Billy's performance, or just laugh yourself silly over the wild antics of Glasgow's own Outrageous Comedian: Billy Porter. 
A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian
        Excuse me Miss, day ye harv eni books on suicide?

        To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of

        her glasses, and says, "F**k off, ye'll no bring it back!".
Glasgow comedian: The Outrageous Billy Porter. Glasgow Comedy at it's best. The wild Glasgow Comedy antics of Billy Porter.