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    Do you pish yourself on a regular basis...?
    Do you know the difference between Pissed & Pished...?
    Billy has the answer...!
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  • Performing
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    Billy performs at a variety of venues
    Throughout the South of Tenerife
    Just check the calendar to find out where you can find Billy !
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Billy Porter, Tenerife's Funnyman

Do you pish yourself on a regular basis...?

Do you know the difference between Pissed & Pished...?

Billy has the answer...!

Come down and get pissed or pished or even BOTH and have a great night out with billy Porter.

Welcome all ye wee dobbers and big muckers. The Outrageous Billy Porter is a Glasgow Comedian, Singer and Compere who has shocked audiences into uncontrollable laugher for over 25 years. Billy now based in Tenerife for 7 years, does Cabarets, Clubs, Pubs, Hen Nights, Private Parties, and Special Occasions. Browse around and learn how to book Billy for your event, listen to clips of Billy's performance, or just laugh yourself silly over the wild antics of Glasgow's own Outrageous Comedian: Billy Porter.

A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian "Excuse me Miss, day ye harv eni books on suicide?"

To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, "F**k off, ye'll no bring it back!".

Billy's Bookings

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Billy Live in Glasgow

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An hour long show of laughter from Billy performing live in Glasgow.


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Billy @ The Rumpot

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An hour long show of laughter from Billy performing live at The Rumpot here in Tenerife.


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Billy @ The Corner Bar

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Over 1 and a half hours of Billy !


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